Ok, so my upstairs neighbors are very clean people.
They are so clean that this is, in fact, is the 4th night in a row that they have vacuumed for 45 minutes. I can’t even make this stuff up people.
I mean, I appreciate the fact that they like their home to be tidy. Everyone enjoys clean carpet. I get that it’s easy to fall in love with the straight lines your sweeper makes and I completely understand that at that moment, when you’re looking at those lines, everything is right in the world.
But I’m going to make a suggestion, if you feel the need to vacuum everyday for like an hour, that maybe, just maybe, you should get a different hobby….or a shrink.